An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal.

The doctor says, "Bert, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally
and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Bert replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof!, the light goes on.

"When I'm done, poof!, the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bert's wife. "Ethel," he says,
"Bert's doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God.

"Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof!, the light goes on
in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"


"OH MY GAWD!" Ethel screams, "He's peeing in the fridge again!!!"