Two newlyweds were so strapped for cash that they spent their wedding night at the bride’s parents’ house. They didn’t show for breakfast the next morning and still hadn’t put in an appearance by midday at which point the brides mother asked, ‘Has anyone seen Tony or Marion?’

The brides eight year old brother revealed, ‘When I saw Tony at about 10 30 last night he popped his head around the door. He said something about wanting to get stuck in and asked for some Vaseline. Since I didn’t know where it was, I gave him my model airplane glue instead.’