Don’t Step on the Ducks



Three men die in an accident and go to heaven. St. Peter says ‘We only have one rule in heaven. Don’t step on the Ducks.’



So they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them, the first man steps on one.



Along came St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, ‘Your punishment for stepping on the ducks is to spend eternity chained to this woman.’



The next day the second man steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing, accompanied with him another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as the first man.



The third man has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to such a woman is very careful where he steps. He manages to go for months without stepping on a duck.



One day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on, tall and curvaceous, and St. Peter chains them together without a word.



The man remarks, ‘Wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?’

She says, ‘I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.’