Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws water for a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters: "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back: "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses."Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having a cup of tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says" "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells: "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

A little 8-year-old girl went out to the yard where her dad was working and she asked him: "Dad, what is sex?" So he began to tell her about the birds and the bees and when he got done she was confused, so he said: "What's wrong what made you asked that question?" And she said: "Well, mommy told me to tell you that 'dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.' "