Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a girl at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 o'clock news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

The girl looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump"?

Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The girl replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the girl placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The girl was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Homer replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the five o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The girl replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Homer took the money.