Annie, six years old, gets home from school. She had had her first family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?"

"I died of shame!" she answers.

"Karen from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Paula in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother laughs and asks, "But why were you so ashamed?"

"I couldn't tell them we're so poor that daddy had to make me himself!"