An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working

 

In the yard and asked him,  "Grampa, what is couple sex?"

 

              The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a

Question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the

Question,

              Then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

 

              Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell

 

Her all

              About human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities

              Of intercourse.

 

              When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at

 

Him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

 

              Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,

"Why did you ask this question, honey?"

 

              The little girl replied,  "Grandma says that dinner will be

 

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