Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and a baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and the father stork is trying to calm him down.

"Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."

The next night, it was father's turn to do the job. The mother and son are sitting in the nest and the baby stork is crying again.

The mother is saying, "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."

A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate. Their son was gone from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returned and the parents asked him where he'd been all night.

The baby stork says, "Aw, nowhere. Just scaring the heck out of some college students!"