Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
A: I'm stuck on you!

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?