parrot

Randy the dishwasher repairman was given specific instructions concerning the woman's two pets.

"The Rottweiler won't hurt you, even though it looks fierce, but whatever you do, don't talk to the parrot."

Randy let himself in and set to work, and the dog just lay quietly on the carpet.

But the parrot mocked him mercilessly the whole time.

"Wow, you're pretty fat," the bird would say. "Hey, fatso, you couldn't change the batteries in a flashlight, let alone fix a dishwasher."

Before long, Randy had had enough. "You know, bird, you think you're pretty smart for someone with a brain the size of a pea."

The parrot was silent for a moment, and then, with a gleam in its eye, said, "All right. Get him, Spike."