A little
girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I
take the dog for a walk around the
block?'

Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'

'What's that mean?' asked the child.

'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I

take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked

Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to

you.'

Dad said,

'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with

gasoline, And scrubbed the dog's backside with it to

disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now,

but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time

round the block.'

The little

girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the

leash.

Surprised,

Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'

(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE

THIS!!!)

The little

girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the

block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

If you

ain't laffin'.... You ain't livin'.