Some Doctor on TV this morning said that the way to acheive inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started ..... so, I looked
around my house to see things I've started and hadn't finished and,
before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a
pockage of Prunglies, the
mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an
a box of chocalets.


Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to
dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.