Tuesday, June 4, 2013

A famous antiques collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.
He notices that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.

The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale."

The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."

And the owner says "Sold." And he hands over the cat.

The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish.".

And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."

1 comment:

  1. Der Thomas;

    I must say that the collector was not very smart. If he had hired an expert in taxes, the solution would be simple.

    What would be the solution?

    The collector should have proposed a very high price for the cat, and then require proof of payment of tax due on income.

    After that it would be possible to negotiate ...

    Gil Teixeira
    International Tax Law Advisor
    Rotary Club of Lisbon
    District 1960 Portugal

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