Missing Person

A distraught wife wen to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

The police asked for a description of the missing man.

His wife described him as 6' 4" tall, dark wavy hair, athletic build, weighs about 180 and very friendly and soft-spoken.

The nieghbor interrupted. "But he's 5' 8", overweight, bald and is very loud and obnoxious.

The wife sighed. "Yes, but who wants HIM back."