> I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked
> up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I
> took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that. 'Why' my
> Grandson asked. "Because it's been on the ground; you don't know
> where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied. At
> this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration
> and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so
> smart." I was thinking quickly and said to him. "All Grandmas know
> stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't
> let you be a Grandma." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
> but he was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh....I get it!
> he beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".
> 'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.
>