In a Surgery Five surgeons are talking. #1 The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table because ,when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. " #2 The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded. " #3 The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. " #4 The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. " #5 But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the bum are interchangeable. "