A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.
‘I didn’t know you could maker tea,’ said mum taking a sip.
‘Yes. I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup. But I couldn’t find the strainer so I used the fly swatter.’
‘What!’ exclaimed mum, choking on her tea.
‘Oh, don’t worry. I didn’t use the new fly swatter. I used the old one.’