THE DRUNK

Did you hear about the guy who was in a bar about as drunk as it was possible to get?

A group of guys noticed his condition and decided to be good Samaritans and take him home.

First they stood him up to get to his wallet so they could find out where he lived, but he kept falling down.

He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.

After they got to his house, he fell down another four times getting him to the door.

His wife came to the door, and one guy said, "We brought your husband home."

The wife asked, "Where's his wheelchair?"