Cleopatra was a very clever needle woman.

King Arthur invented round tables.

King Arthur fought hard all his life to keep back the dames

A republic is one who keeps a pub.

False doctrine means giving people the wrong medicine.

What does the word ‘benign mean? Benign is what you will be after you are eight.

An herbaceous border is a lodger who is fond of greens.

A singlet is a male swan.

And……

Three old ladies met on the street. It was a stormy day.
‘It’s windy’ said the first.
‘No it’s Thursday,’ said the second.
‘So am I,’ said the third, ‘let’s go for a coffee.’

And finally…
Am elephant was drinking from a river one day when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. Without any warning he went over and licked the turtle right across the river and on to the bank on the far side. .
‘Why did you do that?’ asked a passing Zebra
‘Because,’ said the elephant,’ I recognized it as the same turtle that nipped me on the trunk forty four years ago’
‘Wow!’ exclaimed the Zebra, ‘what a memory.’
‘Yes’ said the elephant. ‘Turtle recall.’