PERFORMANCE REVIEW TERMS

Outgoing Personality: Always going out of the office

Great Presentation Skills: Bull thrower

Good Communication Skills: Spends lots of time on phone

Average Employee: Not too bright

Exceptionally Well Qualified: Made no major blunders yet

Work is First Priority: Too ugly to get a date

Active Socially: Drinks a lot

Family is Active Socially: Spouse drinks too

Independent Worker: Nobody knows what he/she does

Quick Thinking: Offers plausible excuses

Careful Thinker: Won't make a decision

Aggressive: Obnoxious

Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs: Gets someone else to do it

Expresses Himself Well: Speaks English

Meticulous Attention to Detail: A nit picker

Has Leadership Qualities: Is tall or has a loud voice

Exceptionally Good Judgment: Lucky

Keen Sense of Humour: Knows a lot of dirty jokes

Career Minded: Back stabber

Loyal: Can't get a job anywhere else