Who's Driving This Thing?

Two bowling teams chartered a double-decker bus—they were going to Atlantic City for the weekend.

One team was in the bottom of the bus, and the other team was in the top of the bus. The team down below was really whooping it up when one of them realizes he didn't hear anything from the top.

Walking up the stairs, he saw all the guys from the second team clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles, scared to death.

He asked, "What the heck's goin' on? We're down here havin' a grand old time."

One of the guys from the second team replied, "Yeah, but you guys've got a driver."