More Points to Ponder


Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Time is just nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

You can lead a horse to water, but don't push him in because you know how a wet horse smells.

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.

The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone he can blame it on.

If you can keep your head when all about you others are losing theirs, maybe you just don't understand the situation.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

May you live forever, and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble, as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

An "acceptable level of unemployment" means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

It's terrible how close some motorists will drive ahead of you.