Remember All Those Cute Little 4-Port USB Hubs?
Nice Concept and all...But Only 4 Extra Ports?
Whoop-Dee-Doo!
Guess What? There's a New BEAST in Town...And it's HUNGRY!
The ONLY Thing to Supress it's Appetite is 10 USB Devices!
YOU READ THAT RIGHT: IT'S A 10 PORT USB HUB!

It's the COOLEST Hub You NEVER Knew Existed!
Try It Once - You'll Never Go Back!

Everybody Has a USB Hub...
The days of crawling around on the floor searching for an open USB port are over. They ended about 5 years ago when people finally started to realize that they have WAY more USB devices than they have open ports...
So the craze over the last few years has been those cutesy little 4-port hubs. Most everyone has one by now, and sure, they work fine.
But here's the thing: Since the invention of a 4-port USB hub, there have been a TON more USB powered devices to hit the market. We're talkin' nearly every new piece of technology to hit your local stores...and it's great! We all love technology, and we all have tons of USB devices.
The Problem: with all of these new devices, those 4-port USB hubs are starting to look a little weak. You're still having to wait for one to charge or be run or whatever you're doing with it, get done and unplug it, and then plug in the next one. Aren't you sick of it yet?
This 10-Port MONSTER is Gonna Rock Your World!
And by the way...KING KONG called - And he want his 10-port USB Hub back!
Not only is this GOLIATH capable of FULLY SUPPORTING 10 USB devices at once...it's got all kinds of MONUMENTALLY AWESOME features! Check it out!
10 Type A USB 2.0 Ports!
Fully Compliant with USB 2.0!
Supports 1.5 12 AND 480 Mbps Data Transfer!
Power Adapter AND USB Cable Included!
TOTALLY Plug & Play!
Will Support Self-Power Mode, Bus Powered Mode AND Auto Detect!

It Only LOOKS Like a Mammoth...
All this talk about how huge it is might be a bit misleading...let me explain.
Sure, it's long, tall and (not-so) ugly...but it was designed with COMPLETE FUNCTIONALITY in mind! It's got a 'Slim-Line' design that makes it totally at home on your desk - or anywhere else you decide to keep it!
So if you're hooking this up to your desktop, have no fear! It'll sit discreetly off to the side, keeping your plug and play devices hooked up and ready to rock!
OH, YOU'VE GOT A LAPTOP?

No Problem! Again, you can stick the USB cable into an open port, and this TITANIC USB Behemoth Hub lays down on it's side and stay outta your way - like a SLEEPING GIANT!

Ever hook your laptop up to a regular keyboard and mouse? What about a flash drive? An external HD? An MP3 player? An iPod or a multitude of other USB Compatible Devices? Want to make it easier?

Just get this hub and plug your accessories into it - Your mouse, keyboard, and whatever else. Now, next time you need to use your laptop, instead of playing musical USB ports with your accessories, just plug this 10-Port USB hub into your laptop! A single plug and you have up to 10 accessories running!


Had Enough of the Adjectives?

Let's just drop in a few more, for good measure: Cyclopean, Immense, Planetary, Towering, LEVIATHAN! Ok - I think you get the picture...so ON TO THE DEAL!

Your Price for this GARGANTUAN 10-Port USB HUB is Surprisingly Small!
Check around all you want - you're gonna find that a 10-port USB hub doesn't come cheap. They're also the HOTTEST and NEWEST computer accessory to hit the market - so naturally, the demand is high.
But guess what? Your friends at Worldstart have you covered! Did you expect anything less? For today only, grab this Beast of a USB-Hub for just $16.97, FREE US SHIPPING INCLUDED!
http://store.worldstart.com/product/7389
PS: You know the deal by now - If there's any stock left tomorrow, the price goes back to 24.97, so HURRY UP AND ORDER!





Arsenic?

Jane walked into a pharmacy, strolled over to the counter, and caught the pharmacist's attention.

"Can I please get some arsenic?" she asked.

"Arsenic? What do you want arsenic for?" asked the pharmacist.

"It's for my husband," she replied.

"Your husband?" exclaimed the pharmacist, "I hope you don't mean what I think you mean!"

She just nodded.

"Well, lady," he replied, "I'm an honest man. I can't sell you arsenic, I wouldn't if I could, and I don't know what made you think you could just stroll into a respectable store and expect me me to sell you arsenic.!"

She didn't say a word. She just reached into her purse, fished out a photograph, and handed it across the counter. It was a picture of her husband, in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

Slowly the pharmacist looks up, over the counter, and then straight at her. "Lady," he said, "why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"