When Ron went to Lynn's house for the first time she took him into the living room. Excusing herself, she went to the kitchen to make them a few drinks.
As he was standing there alone, Ron noticed a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picked it up, and as he was looking at it, Lynn walked back in.
"What's this?" Ron asked.
She replied, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He put the vase back up, "Geez...oooh....I..."
"Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray when he visits."