Eli, a poor country farmer won $480,000 in the Lottery. As a treat
he took his wife and their four children to see the Labor Day parade in
New York.
They booked into the Sheraton International at the corner of Park
Circle and Central Park North. Having never been further than their
local town in Arkansas they were bowled over by glitz and excitement of
the "Big Apple".
Eli and his son Clem were especially mesmerised by a shiny box with
silver walls. They had never before met with doors that could move
apart, and then automatically come back together again. Neither had
seen an elevator before. Therefore, they were amazed when a little old
lady entered the shiny box and the door closed. The lights outside on
the wall flashed for a minute, then the doors opened and out came a
beautiful young woman.
Eli turned to his son Clem and said, 'Son, go get your mother.'
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