You Were Warned

Finding one of her pupils making faces at others on the playground, Miss Barker, their teacher, stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, teacher said, 'Tony, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Tony looked up, smiled and replied, 'Well, Miss Barker, you can't say you weren't warned.”