Three drunks hailed a taxi.

The taxi driver, seeing that they were wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, then said "We are here!"

The first guy gave him money.

The second guy said, "Thanks."

But the third guy slapped him.

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move an inch.

"So what was that for?" He asked.

"Control your speed next time," the third guy shouted. "You almost killed us!"